File this news bit under WTF

This is my attempt at tabloid news. Britain's two favourite drug fiend rock stars, Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty, have posted a couple of YouTube videos of themselves playing with a litter of mice. Yes, you read that correctly. Winehouse, Doherty and rodents. It was just a matter of time before those three got together. The one brief video I watched was severely dull and I don't feel like posting it here. So if you really want to see it, you're on your own.